| # |
ProdCat |
Brand |
Description |
Country |
Image |
| 1 |
Sauce |
Calve Ketchup |
Young boy caught
licking poster after he makes sandwich with lots
of sauce |
Netherlands |
 |
| 2 |
Noodles |
Batchelors East
West Noodles |
Old woman watches
porn film after eating noisily & driving out young
couple |
UK |
 |
| 3 |
Biscuit |
McVities Biscuits |
Two women giggle
while extending camera telephoto lens |
UK |
 |
| 4 |
Cereal |
Kellogg's |
Johnny the milkman
decides to join ugly woman for breakfast/ she
arrives when he put milk bottle down at her door
step |
UK |
 |
| 5 |
Candy |
Lutti Cryppto |
Viking attacks
lady in castle, bribes her with candy/ she hands
over bunch of keys & he tries to open chastity
belt them |
France |
 |
| 6 |
Cheese |
President Camembert |
Young blonde woman
wears cheese as a necklace & her boyfriend attacks
her sexually in car/ Hot date |
Germany |
 |
| 7 |
Chewing Gum |
Malabar Cola Chewing
Gum |
Young woman's
breasts inflate & deflate on beach as she blows
chewing gum little girl watches amazed with mouth
open at the Inflating breasts |
France |
 |
| 8 |
Chewing Gum |
Vivident Xylit
Chewing Gum |
Postman eats at
many homes as women invite him inside/ his wife
hits him as he is full & his mint pack is empty |
Italy |
 |
| 9 |
Dental |
Happydent / Perfetti |
Spoof of Mastercard
ad: beautiful woman dressed in thin transparent
white sheet in desert /Typog: costs of a woman's
cosmetic enhancements, from perfect bum to full-plump
lips... and their prices in euros |
Italy |
 |
| 10 |
Mint |
Brooklyn |
Young man traveling
up in elevator sees elderly men in weird Initiation
ceremony on 7th floor / & gets invited by a bunch
of sexy women on the 9th floor/ typog: 9 is better
than 7, now with 9 sticks |
Italy |
 |
| 11 |
Chocolate |
Milka Lila Pause |
Couple make love/
anim sperm make dash while one dressed for leisure
stops/ man's hand reaches for choc |
Germany |
 |
| 12 |
Chocolate |
Nestle Kit Kat |
Shop window assistant
trying to undo mannequin's bra |
UK |
 |
| 13 |
Candy / Choplocate
Bar |
Mars 5 Little
Ones |
Lovers repeatedly
pounce on each other for few secs & go back to
being sedate/ new pack |
UK |
|
| 14 |
Burger |
Steer |
Woman checked
by prison wardens/ delivers burgers to man hidden
in bust |
South Africa |
 |
| 15 |
Noodles |
Pot Noodles |
Spoof: young man
is bored with wife's sandwich/ he goes out to
sleazy sex parlours & gets slapped when he asks
for Pot Noodles/ ends up in bed eating with a
sexy woman making sexy noises |
UK |
 |
| 16 |
Bakery |
Fray Bentos Meat
Pies |
Spoof: Plump working
men portrayed as ÒHe-MenÓ / pick bales of wheat
as sexy blonde watches from top of truck / Fat
Hero |
UK |
 |
| 17 |
Snack Chips |
KP Hula Hoops |
Pretty girl dances
with pack as man holds it up/ kisses him on sofa/
Hoopy mchula pulls/ friend advises |
UK |
 |
| 18 |
Snack Foods |
Lu Mikado |
Woman exec takes
photocopies of panties by mistake while reaching
for snack box/ other exec shocked |
France |
 |
| 19 |
Soup |
Knorr Vegetable
Soup |
Young couple have
soup at dining table/ after their meal, the woman
whispers & goes to the bedroom/ boy discovers
she's covers her naked body with cucumbers to
complete her daily portion. |
UK |
 |
| 20 |
Toppings |
Marmite |
Young man chokes
while kissing sexy girl on sofa after coffee invitation |
UK |
 |
| 21 |
Alco Beer |
Tennent's Lager |
Man takes fridge
out for fun evening/ leaves it out in rain/ only
after can of beer |
UK |
 |
| 22 |
Alco Liqueur |
Bailey's Irish
Cream |
Young people in
bar/ Woman acts sexy & kisses man to communicate
brand name/ barman also can't understand |
UK |
 |
| 23 |
Alco Alcopop |
Zima |
Young man imagines
his girlfriend in diff situations as he chooses
drinks for the evening/ as a burping sports slob
with beer, as a boring matron with wine & as a
sexy nurse with food on a tray |
USA |
 |
| 24 |
Alco Spirits |
Coruba |
West Indian sings
in bar & flirts with sexy women till his angry
girlfriend arrives/ he goes home for dinner/ typog:
not to be taken seriously / jingle song: " You
are the Wanderer" |
New Zealand |
 |
| 25 |
Alco Spirits |
Bacardi Breezer |
Daughter in law
with MIL, acts out the sensual pleasure she experiences
with her husband/ mom is surprised in restaurant
as she throws her legs onto the table & whips
off the table cloth |
UK |
 |
| 26 |
Alco Spirits |
Bacardi Rum |
Car owner follows
giant block of ice rolls down city street causing
accidents & chaos/ end up at party out of ice
& is offered a drink by sexy black girl |
UK |
 |
| 27 |
Alco Spirits |
Bacardi Rum |
Young women fantasize
about having sex with a man drinking at bar /
old woman dreams about being rocked on chair /
fuelled with bacardi |
Chile |
 |
| 28 |
Alco Spirits |
Bacardi Rum |
Sexy woman wins
arm wrestling contestby sliding her toes up man's
legs & then pinching him / Vinnie Jones loses
in the end. He makes Bacardi and Coke |
UK |
 |
| 29 |
Alco Alcopop |
Smirnoff Ice |
Teenage boy discovers
best friend's mother is ex-lover/ friend cleaning
up house |
UK |
 |
| 30 |
Alco Spirits |
Smirnoff Black
Ice |
A father asks
his daughter's boyfriend if he will return her
in the same condition. |
UK |
 |
| 31 |
Alco Beer |
Carling Beer |
Young man cleans
house as he licks beer that his girl friend spills
all over/ she undresses but runs out of beer to
pour on herself |
UK |
 |
| 32 |
Alco Beer |
Miller Genuine
Draft |
Man trying to
swat fly on squeaky bed/ neighbours get into same
rhythm, exercising, plumbing till an orgasmic
end |
UK |
 |
| 33 |
Alco Beer |
Budweiser Beer |
Man dreaming he
talks to many girls on phone saying 'wassup'/
wakes to watch TV with friend/ 'what's up' |
USA |
 |
| 34 |
Alco Beer |
Molson Beer |
Two young men
spar on sofa/ one fobs off friend eyeing younger
sister/ others listen |
USA |
 |
| 35 |
Alco Beer |
Foster's Lager |
Spoof: young oriental
man find his new robot in bed with the vacuum
cleaner & microwave oven / he opens the box &
gets it to clean his apartment |
UK |
 |
| 36 |
Alco Beer |
Isenbeck Lager |
Rugby players
stop showering when soap falls/ nobody has the
guts to bend / an old man uses his football boots
to pick it up |
Argentina |
 |
| 37 |
Alco Beer |
Kronenbourg 1664 |
Spoof: Images
of life in the UK if Napoleon had won: anim Napoleon
on Waterloo plate, Buckingham Palace is a hotel,
guillotine, breakfast cafe, lobsters, lawyers
hug... |
UK |
 |
| 38 |
Alco Beer |
Carlsberg Lager |
Man is looking
for a room, he's surprised to find a beautiful
room and flatmates/ sexy girls, one cooks another
loves football & reads bedtime stories to him,
beautiful view of football field as man takes
him around |
UK |
 |
| 39 |
Alco Beer |
Kronenbourg 1664 |
Man in bed with
2 glasses of beer/ caught by wife/ old neighbour
woman eavesdrops/ Menage a trois |
UK |
 |
| 40 |
Alco Beer |
Coors Light |
Man dressed up
as Marilyn Monroe runs out of party, changes in
lift & shakes hands with elderly execs who notice
he is wearing lipstick |
UK |
 |
| 41 |
Soft Drink |
Irn-Bru |
Son charges friends
drink cans to peek at mom in shower/ they share
the booty |
UK |
 |
| 42 |
Mineral Water |
Mount Franklin |
Snails make love/
song jingle 'feel so good'Ó typog 'another good
moment' |
Australia |
 |
| 43 |
Condom |
Durex Avanti |
Man identifies
diff veggies & fruits in blindfold test/ woman
angry |
UK |
 |
| 44 |
Deodorant |
Lynx |
Sexy girl cleaner,
massages man & escapes when tough masseur arrives. |
New Zealand |
 |
| 45 |
Condom |
A Condoms |
B&W montage of
diff undressed women lying, holding themselves,
hair flying... mouthing 'aah' |
Argentina |
 |
| 46 |
Condom |
Lifestyle Condoms |
Attractive woman
checking out an empty apartment starts to make
aloud noises as though she is making love |
France |
 |
| 47 |
Condom |
Tulipan Condoms |
A man is in bed
& his penis seems to shout at him & encourages
him when he is near girls / he can't seem to control
it and in the end uses a condom to be with a girl. |
Argentina |
 |
| 48 |
Deodorant |
Axe Deodorant
Body Spray |
The woman sprays
mannequin & starts to make love to it/ it's arm
falls off / shows the viewer how the product is
used /she throws herself at it then the |
USA |
 |
| 49 |
Fragrance |
Faberge Lynx |
Woman asst grabs
racing cyclist at start of race |
UK |
 |
| 50 |
Fragrance |
Faberge Lynx |
Pied piper attracts
sexy women from town after he's denied payment
by city officials/ spoof / Pied Piper Of Hamelin
/ dedup? |
Australia |
 |
| 51 |
Fragrance |
Faberge Lynx /
Lynx / Axe |
Diff sexy women
say the most unlikely things that men fantasise
about/ Women of several nationalities forgive
a guy everything. |
UK |
 |
| 52 |
Deodorant |
Faberge Lynx |
Pretty brunette
stands cheek to cheek with young man in train
as though it is packed even though it is empty
/ underground subway |
New Zealand |
 |
| 53 |
Deodorant |
Axe Deodorant |
Two young men
chefs have "pizza war"/ women watch
& cheer/ one loses because it smells of his armpits |
Brazil |
 |
| 54 |
Deodorant |
Axe Deodorant |
Handsome man with
unbuttoned shirt sprays Axe on himself & leaves
lift/ sexy woman in black seduces another man
in same lift thinking the fragrance is his |
USA |
 |
| 55 |
Sanit Napkin |
Stayfree Ultra
Thin |
Pretty girl rushes
into wrong art class & strips/ remembers she has
a panty liner on |
Australia |
 |
| 56 |
Sanit Napkin |
Evax Tanga |
Sexy woman does
a handstand to show her panty/ on terrace with
pack on record player/ music playing |
Spain |
 |
| 57 |
Diet Control |
Xenical |
Surreal images
of pretty girl in fantasy life on train, as nurse,
in war, naked, blindfolded execution, / thoughts
of fat girl sitting on bed |
New Zealand |
 |
| 58 |
Eyewear |
Acuvue |
Woman removes
specs as she walks past construction site & falls
into manhole/ comes out embarrassed |
UK |
 |
| 59 |
Fragrance |
Lynx Gravity |
Young man in restaurant
acts as seagull and brings sexy blonde girl fish
in his mouth to seduce her |
UK |
 |
| 60 |
Fragrance |
Elida Faberge
Pour Homme |
Young couple dancing
intercut with images of them making erotic love/
typog: what she sees... what she smells... |
UK |
 |
| 61 |
Fragrance |
Impulse Ico |
Woman attracted
to boy in apartment & his father in bar |
UK |
 |
| 62 |
Footwear |
Reebok Shoes |
Young sexy women
have a fun time at restaurant where athletic,
handsome men serve them/ women drop stuff on floor
so that they can ogle at men's bottoms |
USA |
 |
| 63 |
Watch |
Swatch Irony |
Lift operator
hurtles lift downwards at high speed/ Sexy girl
screams & dress files/ gazes dreamily at lift
man |
Italy |
 |
| 64 |
Jeans |
Levi's Engineered
Jeans |
Young couple flirt
in train/ show each other "s-shaped"
fashions on hair, teeth, body, navel |
UK |
 |
| 65 |
Jeans |
H&M Rocky |
Black man buys
panties, takes bus, shows to sexy blonde on yacht/
Panties/ Typog: bad idea |
Sweden |
 |
| 66 |
Jeans |
Levi's 569 |
Diff women in
apartment block destroy flats to call workman
to fix things/ they look at him in his Levi's |
USA |
 |
| 67 |
Lingerie |
Chantelle Lingerie |
Shocked statue
covers eyes as sexy blonde zips up & leaves man
lying on grass/ wears bra/ man opens eye bewildered |
Germany |
 |
| 68 |
Leisurewear |
Diesel Leisurewear |
Young man is frustrated
stuck in a traffic jam / earlier he discovered
oil while passionately kissing woman & he drove
thru narrow alleys & hit a pole which gushed oil |
UK |
 |
| 69 |
Leisurewear |
FCUK / French
Connection UK |
B&W: Young woman
removes shirt & plays with man aggressive game
on pool table/ they lie down & kiss on table/
blow powder off cue/ close up of faces, balls...
|
UK |
 |
| 70 |
Hosiery |
Aristoc |
Elderly classical
musicians play horribly as they watch movie of
woman's legs as she walks & delivers note to man
sitting in corridor bench/ they are recording
the movie score |
UK |
 |
| 71 |
Trouser |
Dockers Stretch |
Man arrives at
dinner girlfriends parents. Mom & sister check
him out and plays footsie under table, he doesn't
know which one |
USA |
 |
| 72 |
Underwear |
Holeproof Underdak |
Launch / Best
man finds wedding ring inside underwear/ bride
& priest horrified |
Australia |
 |
| 73 |
Lingerie |
Nur Die Tights |
Lots of men attracted
to plain looking woman on bus / her head is above
image of sexy woman painted on side of bus |
Germany |
 |
| 74 |
Lingerie |
Agent Provocateur |
Sexy woman rides
an electric horse in an erotic manner till she
is panting & challenges men to stand up/ old woman
with her cackles / Kylie Minogue |
UK |
 |
| 75 |
Video Game |
Nitendo Game Boy |
Two sexy teenage
girls watch young man play with hand help video
game at launderette/ he takes out his T-shirt
from the washing machine, blows his nose into
it & continues the wash cycle/ girls are disgusted |
UK |
 |
| 76 |
Audio |
Sony Mini Disc |
Identical twins
identical mornings/one goes with girl the other
with a tough man/ diff tastes/ shaving, getting
ready, creating music disc for the day |
New Zealand |
 |
| 77 |
Retail |
Ikea / Ikea |
Couple watch neighbour's
organised house & then the couple as they get
ready for exotic sex/ woman in leather with whip
in hand |
USA |
 |
| 78 |
Furniture |
Ikea |
Girls leave young
man at his front door when they see mess inside/
so he tidies up his place & the next blonde thinks
he's blonde/ she bites on a radish from the fridge |
Australia |
 |
| 79 |
Paint |
Dulux |
Parents visit
young couple in new home originally a whorehouse/
flashback, intercuts of sexy images |
UK |
 |
| 80 |
Paint |
Dulux |
Woman stops making
love & removes fluff to match her paint/ Couple
making love in bed |
UK |
 |
| 81 |
Car Vehicle |
VW Beetle |
One beetle mounts
another on moonlit night/ jingle & typog: Born
Out Of Love |
Uruguay |
 |
| 82 |
Car Vehicle |
Mini Rover BMW |
Flashbacks from
scene of man eating his hat after his nerdy driving
partner is dragged out of car & sexually assaulted
by sexy young woman who tells friend that she
is turned on by fat balding men driving minis |
UK |
 |
| 83 |
Car Vehicle |
BMW 3 Series |
Handsome man late
for wedding avoids clothes dropped by sexy women/
wipes brides tears with panty/ father irritated/
Italian Wedding |
Germany |
 |
| 84 |
Car Vehicle |
Honda Civic |
Teenager spreads
legs on back seat to touch girls' legs/ Mother
driving car with Joey & two girls |
USA |
 |
| 85 |
Motorcycle |
Aprilia |
Sperm donor's
problems/ sees nurse, picks magazine & succeeds |
France |
 |
| 86 |
Scooter |
Piaggio Vespa |
Gorilla monster
eats girl and cleans scooter with bra |
Italy |
 |
| 87 |
Cable TV |
Cable & Wireless |
Spokesperson blocks
view of sexy blonde undressing/ explains digital
technology |
UK |
 |
| 88 |
Radio Stn |
Nova 96.9FM |
B&W image of naked
man bring spanked by middle-aged woman sounds
like two pieces of metal banged together |
Australia |
 |
| 89 |
Airlines |
Virgin Atlantic
Upper Class |
Close-up of sexy
woman enticing viewer to come to bed/ surreal
images: clouds, smiling moon, zzzzz's/ typog:
Anna Friel spokesperson |
UK |
 |
| 90 |
Airlines |
Virgin Atlantic
/ Virgin Atlantic |
Images of movie
from airline seat blocked by passenger: Six Miles
To Skellerin |
S Africa |
 |
| 91 |
Photo |
Fotoprix |
Pretty blonde
wearing bra stands in front of mirror & then removes
photo to show smaller breasts/ Fake breast |
Spain |
 |
| 92 |
Travel Agency |
Club 18-30 |
Dog watches attentively
thru hotel window diff couples making love & runs
off and makes love with many diff dogs in diff
styles |
UK |
 |
| 93 |
Magazine |
Women's Health |
Woman in waiting
room pulls out vibrator instead of mobile phone
/ dedup |
Australia |
 |
| 94 |
Newspaper |
News of the World |
Spoof: Researchers
test happiness levels of man in tub with sexy
women/ reaches maximum when he is given the sports
magazine with Sexy footballer calendar |
UK |
 |
| 95 |
Radio Stn |
Free FM |
Penis wakes up
and starts to sing / Captain Pecker |
Australia |
 |
| 96 |
Radio Stn |
Kiss FM |
Puppet has fun
night out with sexy women/ when radio stops, he
falls & breaks down |
UK |
 |
| 97 |
Retail |
Interflora |
Husband runs upstairs
in suspicious fright - beautiful young wife bouncing
in bed |
UK |
 |
| 98 |
Retail |
Cade |
Launch / Dog humps
master's leg/ Master unable to make love with
girl/ Buys inflatable doll for the dog |
Brazil |
 |
| 99 |
Satellite TV |
Sky Television |
A female lion
is on the sofa watching & the male comes home
& they have a conversation/ they watch male on
tv having sex with another lioness |
New Zealand |
 |
| 100 |
Insur NonLife |
Todanmark Insurance |
Man does a striptease
for his wife in bed/ cat watches & attacks his
penis which has a mouse faced glove on it |
Denmark |
 |
| 101 |
Credit Card |
MasterCard |
Pretty woman dresses
up for dinner party & makes her ex-boyfriend jealous
when he sees her |
New Zealand |
 |
| 102 |
Credit Card |
Visa |
Robot repairs
sexy nude woman's wash basin/ she approves payment
by using fingerprint scan on his chest & smoke
comes out of his neck/ he drives thru futuristic
city |
Germany |
 |
| 103 |
Loans |
Bankrate.com |
Baseball player
with bouncing breasts scores big hit/ typog: only
0.5% |
USA |
 |
| 104 |
Comp Software |
Microsoft |
Young couple making
love but man can't open bra with password |
Switzerland |
 |
| 105 |
Govt |
Danish Environmental
Ministry |
Blonde woman tries
to get rid of dildo/ throws in canal & dog retrieves/
neighbour watches |
Denmark |
 |
| 106 |
Sex |
Health Education
Board for Scotland |
Camera view thru
eyes of teenage boy who eyes young girl at party
& goes upstairs for sex/ feels bad because she
is upset after the sex |
UK |
 |
| 107 |
Mobile Serv |
Dutchtone |
Spokesperson's
research in red-light area |
Holland |
 |
| 108 |
Mobile Serv |
Vodafone |
Diff people receive
flirting sms messages from lovers & they travel
quickly to meet them & start making passionate
love |
UK |
 |
| 109 |
Mobile Retail |
Phones 4 U |
Housewife seems
to be masterbating sitting on top of a washing
machine, but she hides her mobile phone when her
neighbour arrives |
UK |
 |
| 110 |
Recruitment |
Hotjobs |
Images of sperm
traveling up/ one penetrates & fertilizes egg/
music: "The ride of Valkyries" Richard Wagner |
Australia |
 |